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[Gunther Soundboard]

I'm the Pleasureman

G: Gorgeous
U: Ubercool
N: Nasty
T: Tacky
H: Hunky
E: Extravagant
R: Racy

I saw your body
I saw your lips
I saw you dancing and moving your hips
You have a sunburn
(mmm)
Like you ??????? (aahhh)
It's you me and pina colada

Full moon in the city and the night was young
I was hungry for love, I was hungry for fun
I was hunting you down and I was the bait
When I saw you there I didn't mean to hesitate

Honey your so cute
This is the land of forbidden fruit
Bananas
Melonas
(yeah!)
It's a hot hot Summerlove
(yeah!)

Yes. Gunther has the most amazing lyrics. Thanks for putting up this sweet soundboard, I'm gonna make some crazy ass prank calls.

[Hobo shoot out]

OMFG ITS TRICKY!

OMFG ITS TEH TRICKY SONG IN TECHNO!!! OMFG!!!

[Jesus Christ Dress-up]

Jesus is dead...

So, get over it. He's not coming back. There will be no so-called "second coming". Jesus is nothing but a pile of dusty old bones right now.

[Ultimate Arnie Soundboard]

GREAT JOB! Best soundboard ever.

This soundboard was great. My only problem is that most of the great arnie quotes are there but quite a few are missing. Here are some examples.

FROM CONAN THE BARBARIAN

To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women!

FROM TERMINATOR 3: RISE OF THE MACHINES

I am unable to comply

Take off your clothes! NOW!

Desire is irrelevant. I am a machine!

Talk to the hand.

Unlikely, I'm an obsolete design.

Your levity is good, it relieves tension and the fear of death.

TERMINATOR 2: JUDGEMENT DAY

The Skynet Funding Bill is passed. The system goes on-line August 4th, 1997. Human decisions are removed from strategic defense. Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug.

It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.

Negative. The T1000 will defintely try to reacquire you there.

Why do you cry?

What's your dog's name?

Your foster parents are dead.

I need your clothes, boots and your motorcycle!

My mission is to protect you.

You did. 35 years from now you reprogrammed me to be your protector here - in this time.

Come with me if you want to live!

Of course, I'm a terminator.

END OF DAYS

I've seen a lot, but nothing would ever make me cut out my tongue.

Who the fuck are you?

Between your faith and my Glock nine millimeter, I'll take the Glock

I'll tell you what I want. I want you to go to Hell.

PREDATOR

If it bleeds, we can kill it.

I can't fit anymore quotes.

[Blot goes to Hell!]

Way better than Alien Homonid

Alien Homonid sucks. This game was better. The only thing I can complain about is the music. Great job.

[War Against Irak]

I didnt have enough energie to wage war on Irak

go back to grammar school.

[Mr Peanut's Boardwalk]

NO ONE FUCKS WITH THE PLANTER'S PEANUT

Dem little bitchasses deserved da beating.